Basically, I’m a “Plastic” at heart. You know, Regina George and Cady Heron in Mean Girls? I like to think I’m more Cady, but let’s face it… I’m more Regina. The phrase most notably comes from the movie “White Chicks” where Brittany Wilson says, “I just hope the Vandergeld sisters’ private jet crashes on the way there [to the Hamptons].” and her sister Tiffany replies, “Oh, my god, Brittany!” and Brittany says, “You were thinking it!” and Tiffany says… “I know, but you said it.” Now, I know White Chicks isn’t a cinematic masterpiece, but I often find myself (both intentionally and un) saying the things people are thinking, but won’t say. Why would I be any different hiding behind the anonymity of the internet? Well, I wouldn’t.