There are people you gel with and people you don’t. There are a lot more people that fall into the latter category in my life. I have an abrasive personality in the sense that I have a hard time sugar coating anything. On top of that, “super nice” or “super sweet” people tend to make me uncomfortable, and make me want to say things like, “Fuck off, there is NO way humanly possible you think that troll is actually an adorable human baby.” Since I hate most people and would never take the time to actually get to know them, the same goes for the blogs they author.

If you have a blog, and I read a post, chances are I am doing so because I want to tear you to shreds in the confines of my home. I am making fun of your stupidity and grammar. There is one exception, People I Want to Punch in the Throat or PIWTPITT which can be found here: www.peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.com. The latest post on her site is HILARIOUS! She addresses the newest fad brought to us by my favorite person Gwynnie (Gwyneth Paltrow). As you may know… I loathe the very existence of Gwynnie and if I hate you, chances are, at some point in time you will hear me refer to you as said twat, as illustrated with this post about a coworker https://butisaidit.com/2015/01/08/petulant-designer). Jen at PIWTPITT writes the MOST hysterical post about vaginal steaming.

You can find the post here: http://www.peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.com/2015/02/ladies-stop-steaming-your-vaginas.html and here is a little taste of the hilarity of the post: “When I first heard about the steaming vagina thing I thought it was another stupid fad to improve the look of your tired meat flaps, but then I read a bit closer and I got irritated. It’s one thing to sit on a pile of wilted weeds to clear the cobwebs out of your love canal, but it’s another thing to think that this act could do anything more than make your vagina sweat. This cannot clean your uterus (it’s a impossible and your vagina is a self cleaning oven), balance your hormones, or help you conceive. This is absolute bullshit.”

Jenn from PIWTPITT, please be my bestie (after Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, of course).