I work in the marketing department of a highly professional, highly regulated multi-BILLION dollar company. Numerous times a week I find myself in meetings, feverishly taking notes, jotting down the awesomely horrific things college educated people I work with say. You should check it out. It’s funny, and I should know… I barely made it through high school. Ok, I don’t know how that would qualify an, “I should know” statement, but trust me, these quotes don’t disappoint.